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Directed By:
Steven Spielberg
Starring:
Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough
Rated PG-13
Genre: Sci-Fi
Format Used: My Father's DVD
Contains: Mild Language, Graphic Violence
Also Known As:
JP (USA) (promotional abbreviation)
THE PLOT:
John Hammond, an excentric billioniare brings dinosaurs back to life in the 20th century with cloning from DNA found deep
with mosqitos trapped in amber. But when a worker is killed during delivery of some of the predators, concern over safety
arises.
So John sets out to prove that these clonasaurs are safe by arranging experts to preview the park. But what he doesn't
know that his geeky nephew has plans on stealing embryos for a competitor, and to do so he turns off the protective grid which
causes the dinosaurs to run rampit in the park, the safety question is answered and a new question comes up, will any of them
survive to tell the tale???
ZEDD'S OPINION:
Great story and effects. My major complaint is the so-called expert they had on the set. I don't remember his name, I call
him that idiot with the beard. His goofy theory, dinosaurs weren't reptiles, they were just big birds. What a moron, here's
why he thinks that. One, birds have hollow bones, dinosaurs have hollow bones. The bone is hollow because the marrow decade
before it became a fossil. Two, dinosaurs must be warm blooded because they were fast. I'd like to see him catch an alligator
lizard and tell me that's slow. Three, Dinosaurs lift they're tails because there was no tail tracks. They didn't put any
weight on their tail so of course they wouldn't be a tail track. What else, T-Rex sight works on movement, they already wrote
that one off. Let's face, this so called expert is an idiot and I'm glad the world is coming to realize that. Anyway, about
the movie other then that I liked it, I liked it allot. I must admit, the effects were like nothing I've seen before. I give
it..8 STARS
VOLTRON'S OPINION:
I agree, the Scientific community really dropped the ball. Starting calling his crazy theories facts just because the movie
was popular. That wouldn't have happened in the 19th century, back then they wanted evedince to back up kookie theories.
Anyway, I also agree about the movie. All cool and great. I also give it 8 STARS
ON THE POSITVE SIDE (+ HITS):
+ HUMAN CHARACTERS (We both liked the human chacters, they were well devined)
+ DINOSAUR EFFECTS (Some of the best dinosaur effects in a long time)
+ STORY (The cloned dinosaur theory works)
+ CAST (The cast works well together)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- MISSSES):
- NUTTY DINO THEORIES (These idoit theories by a complete idoit)
AND FINALLY...
- IDOIT WITH THE BEARD (Was he the only dino consultant they could get?)
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